Monday, March 31, 2008

Forgive me blogger, for i have sinned

It's been two weeks since my last post.

Frustration. Desire. Anguish. Longing. Blogger, I do believe I have looked upon baked goods with lust in my heart. Or at least in my taste buds.

I realize the weight of my commitment to abstain from wheaty goodness, and to the extent of my power, I have kept that word. I say "get behind me, cookie" where once I would have stuffed the other cheek. Still I cannot help but feel that perhaps I am being punished for my persistent (though waning) foodielust... why else would I still be in a plateau? Oh the wrongs of this cruel world.

As penance for my woeful ways, I vow to repeat to myself 100 times "it's just food. it's not love."

And should there be a kindness, however so undeserved, perhaps tomorrow, the day of the fool, I shall arise to have met my sub-160 goal. And now I commence to fast.

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